- power down,
- take out your battery,
- count "1 Steve Jobs, 2 Steve Jobs, 3 Steve Jobs",
- reinsert battery,
- power up,
The last guy on this thread deserves a Nobel prize: http://forums.macrumors.com/archive/index.php/t-173155.html
Some typing equivalents to down-hill skiing: I start at the top of the page and type all the way to the bottom.